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众所周知,美利坚如今是以金融立国,而搞金融的秘诀,就在于忽悠。
为了让美利坚继续伟大,所以……
请大家一起努力忽悠世界吧!我们的目标是跟全人类开玩笑!
——美国战略忽悠局的首任局座,谎言王子希瑞克的选民,以地球为舞台的战略级搞事整活大师,洋葱新闻的老板,菲里·金(King意译为国王)阁下如是说。
我们撒谎、我们欺骗、我们偷窃。我们一路骗赢了冷战!这才是美国不断探索进取的荣耀!
——美国某国务卿的自豪名言。
现在的美国真是好啊,好就好在从头到脚,从胸到屁股再到头发,愣是没有一处是真的!
——某败犬在被忽悠瘸了之后的哀嚎咒骂。
自从某个姓金的男人走进白宫之后,冷战就从正剧变成了闹剧,又从闹剧变成了魔幻剧……
——“美国记者之父 ”哈伯斯塔姆在著作中的评价。
总之,请读者们跟着主角的视角,看着他如何带着一群“坐忘道”坑蒙拐骗,把世界变得更加热闹喧嚣吧!
第5章、初次忽悠:全民末日生存狂! 第6章、仓鼠病全球大流行! 第7章、抱上肯尼迪的大腿 第8章、中情局的空降新人 (庆祝上榜第一加更)
第9章、猪湾行动的黑锅可背不动啊!(三更!) 第10章、新手村难度的古巴革命! 第11章、左右横跳的卡斯特罗 第12章、卡斯罗特为什么就是搞不死?
第13章、这个古巴旅……看着好像还凑合? 第14章、特立尼达登陆战?不是猪湾行动吗? 第15章、比斯尔副局长,另外的四个旅在哪儿? 第16章、五个旅的雇佣军,吃了四个半旅的空饷?
第17章、悍然独走!副局长您是被石原莞尔给附体了吗? 第18章、打赢了分战功,打输了销烂账 第19章、中情局也没有余粮啊! 第20章、肯尼迪总统不是昭和天皇!
第21章、金家的圣诞聚会 第22章、六十年代的贫乏餐桌 第23章、类人群星闪耀时 (周末加更) 第24章、敌在华盛顿!
第25章、我们爱尔兰人可不算白人的啊 第26章、白皮奥黑?还是早期懂王? 第27章、盎撒国家的凯尔特人内阁 第28章、改弦易辙的十字军……不,古巴旅!
第29章、肯尼迪的未来内阁成员们 第30章、多米尼加是古巴的替代品 第31章、“祖国恩人”特鲁希略的家底挺丰厚 第32章、特鲁希略就跟萨达姆一样容易推倒
第33章、讨伐多米尼加,大义在美方!(第二更) 第34章、为糖而战! 第35章、肯尼迪时代的到来 第36章、肯尼迪的十字军
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